innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

(via shoutitoutyeahstyles)

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

image

swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(via little-creep-stalker)

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

(via little-creep-stalker)

"Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20."

 357637
17 Apr 14 at 11 am

alwaystrill:

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

Jack looks like he’s on crack.

(Source: wantapostcard, via lovemetoinfinity)

alwaystrill:

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

Jack looks like he’s on crack.
 33766
17 Apr 14 at 11 am

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

(via bootysensayshun)

 281500
17 Apr 14 at 11 am

consultinglaufeyson:

tazilp:

curi0sity-killed-kat:

coziestchimera:

spindascafe:

harmonizeorelse:

good. someone made a compilation. Now I don’t have to look unoriginal by reblogging them all individually.

WAYWARD SON IS TOO GOOD

these songs

so deep

I am cry

HIT ME BABY SPANISH LIME

why is this so funny omg

(Source: notsebastianstan, via bootysensayshun)

hotboyproblems:

myheartisfostered:

Why is there a page called hot boy problems
Hot boys don’t have problems
they create problems

hot boy’s have feelings too

(via anna-sings)

icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

(via anna-sings)

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph, via anna-sings)